You’re going to speak more than 123 million words in your lifetime. But what if there were a limit? Oliver and Bernadette are about to find out.

“Let’s just talk until it goes.”

Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons is a tender and funny rom-com about what we say, how we say it, and what happens when we can’t say anything any more.

Sam Steiner’s hilarious and provocative play – Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons imagines a world where we’re forced to say less. It’s about what we say and how we say it; about the things we can only hear in the silence; about dead cats, activism, eye contact and lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons.

Revived in early 2023 at the Harold Pinter Theatre in London’s West End, starring Jenna Coleman and Aidan Turner. The play was first performed at Warwick Arts Centre in 2015, and won three Judges’ Awards at the National Student Drama Festival.